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A Kid Film Critic Reviews The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
This movie sucked. It had barely any good parts. The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water starts off with this evil pirate (Antonio Banderas) trying to get a special book. He grabs the book and reads it to pigeons. The book is ...
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Movie Review: The Expendables 3
The Expendables 3 is the latest installment of the cheese-tastic, 1980s style, throwback action franchise. You may not think of this series of films as anything more than an exercise in geriatric yoga for the addled action star...
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Movie Review: Machete Kills
Among the myriad filmmakers working in Hollywood today, Robert Rodriguez truly stands out as unique and fascinating. Much like his friend and frequent collaborator Quentin Tarantino, Rodriguez has made his career by celebrating...