If you’re getting your holiday movie lineup together you’re probably selecting from the canon of mandatory yuletide films. Sure they’re good, but when Die Hard is America’s number one Christmas movie, well, we have clearly crossed a line in our definition of “Christmas” movie. It now includes movies that aren’t about Christmas but merely have Christmas in them – songs, snow, decorations, parties, and those guys standing on street corners ringing a bell. These movies weren’t made as Christmas movies, but in the same way that cult films become such, they have become Christmas movies.
The classics will always remain popular but they can become tiresome, only confirming what we already know: it’s Christmas. Watching something different won’t make it any less so. And I must admit I’ve lost some of my enthusiasm for a few of them. I no longer care about the trial of Santa Claus or that little girl in Miracle on 34th Street, I can’t tell White Christmas from Holiday Inn and have already watched Die Hard three times in the past twelve months. I’ve memorized the lines to A Christmas Carol (and can do the English accents pretty good too!) and I really don’t want to watch George Bailey running through town wishing a “Merry Christmas” to inanimate objects.
The following are presented as alternative Christmas movies to the traditional ones we all love. These films have something of Christmas in them, at least enough to allow you to say: “Yeah, I watched some Christmas movies this year.”
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
This screwball murder mystery, set during the Christmas season, makes the most of sex and violence in a kind of offbeat tribute to pulp and film noir. It parodies the hard-boiled detective genre with a voice over narration that is a running commentary on Hollywood movies. This movie is lots of fun and features many Christmas scenes including a leggy Harmony dressed as one of Santa’s helpers.
The Odessa File (1974)
This film is set in 1963 and begins with the assassination of President Kennedy and goes through Christmas. Although the lack of snow is disappointing, rolling the credits to the sound of “Christmas Dream” at least gets it started in the right direction. Miller and his girlfriend even have time for some Christmas shopping – which is kind of ruined when the bad guys try to push Miller under a train.
Three Days of the Condor (1975)
Low-level agent Joe Turner (Robert Redford) works at the American Literary Historical Society, a front for the CIA. He’s late getting back to the office from lunch and finds that everyone in the place has been killed. He calls it in to his handler but is no longer sure who he can trust as it becomes apparent there is a “Company within the Company.” His next three days are pretty exciting and it all takes place over Christmas in New York.
Lady in the Lake (1947)
There’s a lot of holiday cheer in this rare Christmas noir with Marlowe, as always, getting knocked silly by some thugs and finding time to cultivate a romantic relationship with a suspect.
1941 (1979)
The humor is over the top but well done and the movie features alums from the heyday of Saturday Night Live.
Black Christmas (1974)
Considered to be the first slasher film (four years prior to Halloween), it has become a cult favorite. A low budget film with some dark humor, a body count that’s not too high, and violence that is not too graphic (by today’s standards). The director of this film went on to make another Christmas classic: 1983’s A Christmas Story.
Blast of Silence (1961)
The film’s climactic scene was shot on Long Island as Hurricane Donna rolled into town. The scene had been previously scheduled and they decided to go ahead with it anyway.
2046 (2004)
The film takes its title from the number of the room where the two lovers first met; but the number also serves as a calendar year as the film has jumps to a future where “people go to recapture lost memories.” It sounds a little off but it is absolutely beautiful to look at (especially if you like the color red) and when Nat King Cole sings “Merry Christmas” the bizarre plot points don’t seem to matter
The Apartment (1960)
This is a terrific romance/comedy/drama starring two of the biggest stars of their time. The office party is a hoot as is the New Year’s Eve party, Baxter has one of those aluminum Christmas trees, and Santa Claus closes the local bar. This film is a story of love and loneliness, the two greatest emotions of the holiday season.
The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)
A young man comes into town and falls in love with the daughter of the tavern owner only to see her whisked away by a vampire. He and “vampire expert” Professor Abronsius set out on a journey to the count’s castle to save the beautiful young maiden. But it’s all in good fun as the vampire killers are far from fearless and they don’t kill anybody. Now that’s the spirit of Christmas!
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